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[jacksonian]

[ voice / video / text / in-person ]

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[itistolaugh]

harley
is this not jeff?
lol whoops sorry new phone my numbers are all messed up

[jacksonian]

[ Oh. It makes more sense now. Though he's not fully convinced this isn't some sort of hustle. ]

So Jeff's on a diet and so you're texting him pictures of beautiful women holding pizza to torment him?

[itistolaugh]

everyone needs a hobby

[jacksonian]

That's a weird one. Who's Jeff, anyway?

[itistolaugh]

jeff winger. we have a whole frenemy thing going on insta and bwitter so i've been taking a lot of selfies with carbs lately

[jacksonian]

[ And sending pictures of incredibly beautiful women with carbs, he thinks. When will he get to meet an incredibly beautiful woman with carbs? ]

Oh. Him. Do you actually like him?

[itistolaugh]

why would i send pics of myself to someone i don't like that would be weird
sending pics to total strangers on accident doesn't count obvs
who is this btw??

[jacksonian]

[ Uh. ]

That's a picture of you?

[itistolaugh]

lol yeah
did you think i had pics of some rando with pizza

[jacksonian]

[ How is a woman that pretty talking to him
How is it possible that women who are that pretty are real and not a figment of his fevered imagination ]

Maybe you downloaded them. I don't know. Anyway, he's definitely not worth your time, you know.

[itistolaugh]

thats up to me to to decide

[ She switches to video, since it's the easiest way to prove she's not catfishing. ]

See? I'm the real deal.

[ Then shuts it off again. ]

[jacksonian]

[ kill him
kill him and drop his body in a ditch
She's so pretty ]

Yeah, I guess you are. Sorry that you texted me.

[ He sends that off and then winces, because that sounds so stupid. Why's he apologizing? ]

[itistolaugh]

haha im not. yay new friends!! who are you, new friend?

[jacksonian]

[ ???????? ]

Mark. That seems fast to be friends.

[itistolaugh]

no seems about right
unless you don't like me?
which seems unlikely because im great

[jacksonian]

[ ????????????? ]

I didn't say I didn't like you. I don't even know you.

[itistolaugh]

so get to know me

[jacksonian]

[ ???????????????????????????????????????? ]

How?

[itistolaugh]

just talking to each other

[jacksonian]

[ With his usual self-esteem when he's confronted with someone really pretty: ]

I'm not exactly interesting, you know. You'll get bored.

[itistolaugh]

not bored yet
dont worry im super easy to impress

[jacksonian]

Yeah? What else? What else is true about you?

[itistolaugh]

thats a pretty broad question and idk what kind of answer youre looking for so heres a picture of my cat instead

[ It's a very cute cat picture. He has a little wizard hat, because he brings ~magic to her life~ and also because he bites the shit out of anyone who tries to take it away. ]

[jacksonian]

[ Cute cat. He guesses. He'd prefer more pictures of her. Preferably with carbs involved. ]

I was just trying to get to know you.

[itistolaugh]

and now you know i have a cat
what else
i came here from gotham. im a dr.

haha idk im so bad at introductions!

whats something about you?