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[glitterateur]

that's fair!! dogs are PRETTY GREAT even though cats and pigs will reign supreme in my heart forever!! I'm glad you liked the soda

and yeah the waddleses are kickbutt at delivering stuff!!

since they can fly and turn into little submarines and stuff they can go basically anywhere

[jacksonian]

[ A beat. ]

Actually, the pig-courier business might have a future. What are their limits?

[glitterateur]

I dunno!!

they delivered all my valentines to people in every city no problem and they turned into a giant sea monster back in antarctica without getting tired??

[jacksonian]

How do you feel about being rich?

[glitterateur]

I'm gonna buy sooooooo many pugs

[jacksonian]

[ Um. ]

Meaning the dog. That's not an autocorrect for "drugs," right?

[glitterateur]

uh why would I buy drugs when there are small dogs in the world????

[jacksonian]

[ Hard to argue with. ]

First we need to figure out exactly what those pigs of yours can do.

[glitterateur]

they can do basically anything except talk or resist hotdogs

but if you think of a test then just let me know!!!

[jacksonian]

Why don't we figure out their delivery capabilities? Maybe try to deliver things to 100 people in one hour.

[glitterateur]

sure!! that should be fun

can it just be envelopes and stuff??? because I can use my birthday invitations for that test

[jacksonian]

Yeah, envelopes is a good first step. Then we can move up to packages. Best would be if we could turn this into a transportation service, getting people to places.

[glitterateur]

they're pretty good at being golfcarts!!

and little submarines

[jacksonian]

Maybe they can be a rescue force.

[glitterateur]

like those dogs with the things around their necks!! YES

you are a genius

[jacksonian]

Dogs with what things?

[ Maybe this is a costuming opportunity for the pigs... ]

[glitterateur]

little jugs they carry around their necks!!

I dunno what's in them but they're really important they save people trapped on mountains in cartoons all the time

[jacksonian]

[ After a bit of google searching-- ]

Brandy. That's not going to help with any actual rescuing. We can skip the jugs, I think.