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Give me your financial records.

uh
no thank u?

Do you want enough to go shopping whenever?

1 i already go shopping whenever
2 do i really seem like someone who keeps records

You're going to end up a starving grubber if you keep at that.

lol maybe but whys that matter to u tho?

Because starving grubbers die.

yeah dying sucks
but i still cant give you records i dont have

Then start holding onto your records. And then I'll help you.

ok sure
quick question tho
what IS a financial record?

You're screwing with me.

lol u wish ;)

Paystubs? Bank statements?

people keep those??????

You're really not screwing with me right now?

im a hot mess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well, let's try to clean it up a little, then.