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[jacksonian]

I have a lot of money. What are you a doctor of? Is that what dr means?

[itistolaugh]

[ HELLO. ]

yeah it is. doctor of psychiatry

money from doing what?

[jacksonian]

[ Oh. Good. He doesn't like medical doctors. ]

I run a hedge fund and investment firm. And I'm the financial officer for the Dendarii Security Corporation.

[itistolaugh]

cool

idk what that stuff even is but it sounds impressive

[jacksonian]

A hedge fund is a high-risk, high-return investment opportunity. People entrust me with their money and I invest it for them. Do you not have any investments?

[itistolaugh]

lmao invest with what ive got like $40 rn

[jacksonian]

What happened?

[itistolaugh]

very important shopping emergency
its cool i get paid soon enough

[jacksonian]

And in the meantime you only have $40?

[itistolaugh]

yup

[jacksonian]

What if there's an emergency?

[itistolaugh]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[jacksonian]

That's insane. That's how you end up dead.

[itistolaugh]

[ Ooohhh, should she tell him? Should she tell him? Nah, better not. ]

nah its fine im good

[jacksonian]

How much do you make in a month?

[itistolaugh]

idk

[jacksonian]

How can you not know

[itistolaugh]

idk just never paid attention
dont care that much
it works out anyway so why worry

[jacksonian]

Give me your financial records.

[itistolaugh]

uh
no thank u?

[jacksonian]

Do you want enough to go shopping whenever?

[itistolaugh]

1 i already go shopping whenever
2 do i really seem like someone who keeps records

[jacksonian]

You're going to end up a starving grubber if you keep at that.

[itistolaugh]

lol maybe but whys that matter to u tho?

[jacksonian]

Because starving grubbers die.