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[jacksonian]

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[itistolaugh]

haha im not. yay new friends!! who are you, new friend?

[jacksonian]

[ ???????? ]

Mark. That seems fast to be friends.

[itistolaugh]

no seems about right
unless you don't like me?
which seems unlikely because im great

[jacksonian]

[ ????????????? ]

I didn't say I didn't like you. I don't even know you.

[itistolaugh]

so get to know me

[jacksonian]

[ ???????????????????????????????????????? ]

How?

[itistolaugh]

just talking to each other

[jacksonian]

[ With his usual self-esteem when he's confronted with someone really pretty: ]

I'm not exactly interesting, you know. You'll get bored.

[itistolaugh]

not bored yet
dont worry im super easy to impress

[jacksonian]

Yeah? What else? What else is true about you?

[itistolaugh]

thats a pretty broad question and idk what kind of answer youre looking for so heres a picture of my cat instead

[ It's a very cute cat picture. He has a little wizard hat, because he brings ~magic to her life~ and also because he bites the shit out of anyone who tries to take it away. ]

[jacksonian]

[ Cute cat. He guesses. He'd prefer more pictures of her. Preferably with carbs involved. ]

I was just trying to get to know you.

[itistolaugh]

and now you know i have a cat
what else
i came here from gotham. im a dr.

haha idk im so bad at introductions!

whats something about you?

[jacksonian]

I have a lot of money. What are you a doctor of? Is that what dr means?

[itistolaugh]

[ HELLO. ]

yeah it is. doctor of psychiatry

money from doing what?

[jacksonian]

[ Oh. Good. He doesn't like medical doctors. ]

I run a hedge fund and investment firm. And I'm the financial officer for the Dendarii Security Corporation.

[itistolaugh]

cool

idk what that stuff even is but it sounds impressive

[jacksonian]

A hedge fund is a high-risk, high-return investment opportunity. People entrust me with their money and I invest it for them. Do you not have any investments?

[itistolaugh]

lmao invest with what ive got like $40 rn

[jacksonian]

What happened?

[itistolaugh]

very important shopping emergency
its cool i get paid soon enough

[jacksonian]

And in the meantime you only have $40?

[itistolaugh]

yup

[jacksonian]

What if there's an emergency?

[itistolaugh]

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