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[jacksonian]

[ A beat. ]

Actually, the pig-courier business might have a future. What are their limits?

[glitterateur]

I dunno!!

they delivered all my valentines to people in every city no problem and they turned into a giant sea monster back in antarctica without getting tired??

[jacksonian]

How do you feel about being rich?

[glitterateur]

I'm gonna buy sooooooo many pugs

[jacksonian]

[ Um. ]

Meaning the dog. That's not an autocorrect for "drugs," right?

[glitterateur]

uh why would I buy drugs when there are small dogs in the world????

[jacksonian]

[ Hard to argue with. ]

First we need to figure out exactly what those pigs of yours can do.

[glitterateur]

they can do basically anything except talk or resist hotdogs

but if you think of a test then just let me know!!!

[jacksonian]

Why don't we figure out their delivery capabilities? Maybe try to deliver things to 100 people in one hour.

[glitterateur]

sure!! that should be fun

can it just be envelopes and stuff??? because I can use my birthday invitations for that test

[jacksonian]

Yeah, envelopes is a good first step. Then we can move up to packages. Best would be if we could turn this into a transportation service, getting people to places.

[glitterateur]

they're pretty good at being golfcarts!!

and little submarines

[jacksonian]

Maybe they can be a rescue force.

[glitterateur]

like those dogs with the things around their necks!! YES

you are a genius

[jacksonian]

Dogs with what things?

[ Maybe this is a costuming opportunity for the pigs... ]

[glitterateur]

little jugs they carry around their necks!!

I dunno what's in them but they're really important they save people trapped on mountains in cartoons all the time

[jacksonian]

[ After a bit of google searching-- ]

Brandy. That's not going to help with any actual rescuing. We can skip the jugs, I think.