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[ And here Dorian just splutters for a bit before, ]

You can't mass-market immortality! At least, certainly not my sort.

Why not?

[ Oh. Good. He doesn't like medical doctors. ]

I run a hedge fund and investment firm. And I'm the financial officer for the Dendarii Security Corporation.

cool

idk what that stuff even is but it sounds impressive

It's... [ crass? something that wouldn't make Dorian special? ]

It's a two way street. If you don't get the other party to agree with it, you're left with nothing. Honestly, if you want to market immortality, stick with something simple: vampirism.

A hedge fund is a high-risk, high-return investment opportunity. People entrust me with their money and I invest it for them. Do you not have any investments?

There are drawbacks to vampirism. Anyway, I'd be marketing this to Jacksonians. For them, the possibility of a Deal is an incentive, not something to be afraid of.

lmao invest with what ive got like $40 rn

What happened?

very important shopping emergency
its cool i get paid soon enough

Are there any of your Jacksonians here in the first place?

I want to take it home, obviously. [ Then - ] I'd use it to make sure you're rich too.

And in the meantime you only have $40?

yup

What if there's an emergency?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Considering I'm staying here for as long as I can, that might be a slight problem. Have fun trying to wire funds through different worlds.

[ He shrugs. ]

It's only a matter of time before this technology is reverse engineered and put to work for us. So that's exactly what I'll do.

That'll work for the funds. But again, mine is magical. How much magical nonsense does your world have to begin with?

None yet. Maybe lots, sooner rather than later.

That's insane. That's how you end up dead.

[ Ooohhh, should she tell him? Should she tell him? Nah, better not. ]

nah its fine im good

Let me guess: plan on selling magic as well?

Possibly. It depends.

How much do you make in a month?

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