Mark Pierre Vorkosigan / "Peter Kane" (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
jacksonian) wrote2016-03-05 11:05 am
jacksonian) wrote2016-03-05 11:05 am
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[ He rubs at his chin thoughtfully. ]
Well. How do you make Lucifer listen?
Well. How do you make Lucifer listen?
[ Yeah, Dorian knows he should say 'don't fucking do it'. But NAAAAAAH. ]
The easiest way is to be interesting. But another way? Summoning. I don't know how to summon a demon or summon a devil, but I do know a way to talk with them: attempt a seance.
And, it just so happens, that I've actually been to a seance before and remember how it was done.
The easiest way is to be interesting. But another way? Summoning. I don't know how to summon a demon or summon a devil, but I do know a way to talk with them: attempt a seance.
And, it just so happens, that I've actually been to a seance before and remember how it was done.
[ He leans back, folding his hands across his stomach. ]
Go on.
Go on.
Well the general gist is that two or more people come together to call upon a spirit. Usually one person acts as the medium for the spirit to talk through. It's usually often used for grieving loved ones or things like that; 'let's call up Uncle Jim to tell him I love him.' It's not limited to just spirits however. The one I went to called forth some sort of ancient Hebrew demon and I've heard of one that summoned an Egyptian god.
[ Dorian frowns, as he continues thinking. ]
I'd be the best candidate for a medium. After all, I'm a target for this sort of nonsense and I doubt you'd want word of this to get out to other people. The seance that I went to used summoning text from an old occult book...I'll ask around to see if there's anything like that which might be of use, I've got people in the rare book circuit.
[ of course, it ended with someone getting possessed by a demon and Dorian getting hit by a car BUT LET'S NOT TELL MARK THAT. ]
In my experience, fire's a good way to get rid of anything possessing you. We'll have something on stand-by should things go south. Of course, the most likely thing is that nothing will happen...but wouldn't it be amazing if something did?
[ Dorian frowns, as he continues thinking. ]
I'd be the best candidate for a medium. After all, I'm a target for this sort of nonsense and I doubt you'd want word of this to get out to other people. The seance that I went to used summoning text from an old occult book...I'll ask around to see if there's anything like that which might be of use, I've got people in the rare book circuit.
[ of course, it ended with someone getting possessed by a demon and Dorian getting hit by a car BUT LET'S NOT TELL MARK THAT. ]
In my experience, fire's a good way to get rid of anything possessing you. We'll have something on stand-by should things go south. Of course, the most likely thing is that nothing will happen...but wouldn't it be amazing if something did?
thats up to me to to decide
[ She switches to video, since it's the easiest way to prove she's not catfishing. ]
See? I'm the real deal.
[ Then shuts it off again. ]
[ She switches to video, since it's the easiest way to prove she's not catfishing. ]
See? I'm the real deal.
[ Then shuts it off again. ]
[ kill him
kill him and drop his body in a ditch
She's so pretty ]
Yeah, I guess you are. Sorry that you texted me.
[ He sends that off and then winces, because that sounds so stupid. Why's he apologizing? ]
kill him and drop his body in a ditch
She's so pretty ]
Yeah, I guess you are. Sorry that you texted me.
[ He sends that off and then winces, because that sounds so stupid. Why's he apologizing? ]
haha im not. yay new friends!! who are you, new friend?
[ ???????? ]
Mark. That seems fast to be friends.
Mark. That seems fast to be friends.
no seems about right
unless you don't like me?
which seems unlikely because im great
unless you don't like me?
which seems unlikely because im great
[ ????????????? ]
I didn't say I didn't like you. I don't even know you.
I didn't say I didn't like you. I don't even know you.
[ ???????????????????????????????????????? ]
How?
How?
[ Well that all sounds...a little...intense. Shit. Mark stares a little bit, then shakes his head. ]
I don't - Sorry. I should have said. I don't want to do it for myself.
I don't - Sorry. I should have said. I don't want to do it for myself.
[ With his usual self-esteem when he's confronted with someone really pretty: ]
I'm not exactly interesting, you know. You'll get bored.
I'm not exactly interesting, you know. You'll get bored.
not bored yet
dont worry im super easy to impress
dont worry im super easy to impress
thats a pretty broad question and idk what kind of answer youre looking for so heres a picture of my cat instead
[ It's a very cute cat picture. He has a little wizard hat, because he brings ~magic to her life~ and also because he bites the shit out of anyone who tries to take it away. ]
[ It's a very cute cat picture. He has a little wizard hat, because he brings ~magic to her life~ and also because he bites the shit out of anyone who tries to take it away. ]
[ Cute cat. He guesses. He'd prefer more pictures of her. Preferably with carbs involved. ]
I was just trying to get to know you.
I was just trying to get to know you.
and now you know i have a cat
what else
i came here from gotham. im a dr.
haha idk im so bad at introductions!
whats something about you?
what else
i came here from gotham. im a dr.
haha idk im so bad at introductions!
whats something about you?
I have a lot of money. What are you a doctor of? Is that what dr means?
[ HELLO. ]
yeah it is. doctor of psychiatry
money from doing what?
yeah it is. doctor of psychiatry
money from doing what?
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